possibly apocryphal, but it was in the paper

Police in Kansas have returned an amputated foot to its owner, after seizing it from his front porch. Ezekiel Rubottom, 21, put his appendage in a bucket of formaldehyde when doctors removed it after he suffered a series of health problems. "Now I've got my foot back," he told reporters. "That's all I wanted. I'm not sick or, like, a danger. I just wanted my foot." -- globeandmail.com